What Winning 4 Back-to-Back Fantasy Football Championships has Taught Me About Advertising

1. Never trust anyone with an extinct music format as a first name.

2. Being a solo performer in an otherwise team sport comes with crazy pressure. It would suck to be a kicker.

3. The right person can't succeed on the wrong team. Just ask Sam Darnold. Or any other Jets QB.

4. Loyalty is overrated. Context wins. Stream your defense like an adult.

5. Do your homework and trust your gut, not the guys on ESPN2.

Ok maybe being a back-to-back fantasy football champion has nothing to do with advertising. Maybe I actually just wanted a chance to brag about my 4-peat.

Because how often does that happen? Some guy named Patrick will never know.